Sir Ian Bowler’s – The Lesser of Three Evils

So we’ve gotten a little political of late here at Finite Funnies. Are you, like us, disenchanted with the same old candidates for Mayor of London?

After much research and deliberation, we have decided to back what we believe to the best candidate…. Sir Ian Bowler MP. If our backing isn’t enough to convince you, have a watch of this…

People of London, I think it’s appalling that you, as voters, should have to choose between a drink-sodden, priapic, bumptious right-wing simpleton and a wily appeaser-of-unpleasant-extremists with an unhealthy fixation on handling pond life.

Why should you have to choose between those two? Especially when there’s a candidate who offers all of that, and more.

Me.